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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:08

Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes